Joke #17771
Q: What are the best days of the week in Foodland? A: Fry-day and Sundae! -~- Tags: food, Friday, Sunday
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I...
View ArticleJoke #18439
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. She nudged me and whispered, “Wake up, wake...
View ArticleJoke #18494
At the start of every Mass, the priest would make the sign of the cross, followed as usual by the entrance song and the blessing, after which the congregation responded, “And also with you.” One...
View ArticleJoke #18607
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take...
View ArticleThe Procrastinator’s Calendar
NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are...
View ArticleJoke #18697
I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced: “Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work.” An hour...
View ArticleJoke #18711
A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals. One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, “Jerry,...
View ArticleDr. Stinky’s Guide to a NASCAR Race
This column brought to you by Jesus who reminds you that he did not place that beer in your hands, and that drinking 13 more cans will not make it so. If you’re anything like me, when you think of a...
View ArticleGodzilla Went to Work
Yesterday, Godzilla woke up in the morning and said, “Uf! Yo estoy tarde!” Godzilla took a shower. Godzilla shaved his beard. Godzilla got dressed. Godzilla went to work, but it was Sunday! -~- Tags: A...
View ArticleStupid Names for Days
We all hear these funny plays off day’s names, and I always wonder why there is the need to elaborate or give meaning to a normal day of the week for an indefinite period of time. So I decided to...
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